Saturday, August 27, 2005
Top 10 most shittest rejection line ever gave by women to men =P
No 10. I think you as a brother. (Brother schamather, I already got sisters who are always hard to take care off. I dont need another one, nor do my parents =). Besides last time i check sisters dont really like their bullying brother.)
No 9. There's a slight difference in our age. (Argh let me guess, maturity? Why everyone judges maturity by the fooken age! Ok so the guy is immature, then be more matured and accept the fact rather than blaming his age.Parents dont simply blame their immature kids just because they are immature or young or what!)
No 8. Im not attracted to you in "that" way. (I know the guy is ugly! just say it! you're ugly! No need to twist and turn the facts.)
No 7. My life is too complicated right now. (Ah so im not the only guy going after you. THere is like 1001 more guys out there msging you, calling you and trying to see you. Just my luck)
No 6. I've got a boyfriend. (Of course a boy who is a friend cos if you did really had one, i would have known waaaaaaaaay before i started dating you. Yes Im dumb, sorry)
No 5. I don't date men where I work/study. (Geez, if you dont want others to see us together, just say so.)
No 4. It'ss not you, it's me. (WTF you trying to say! If its not me and its you, I be the one rejecting you!!)
No 3. Im concentrating on my career. (Of course, how can I forget about your job. Its saving the world day in day out. You are soo tied up with that superhero thing, you have no time for any other thing.)
No 2. I'm celibate. (Yeah go ahead, be a nun or something.)
No 1. Let's just stay as friends. (Ah yes, im nice, im sweet but Im not gooood enough. But since im your friend now, you gonna share with me your personal details with your other boyfriends who allegedly are better than me even though you will tell me, they are jerks and bastards. Its like saying, Your resume is good, very qualified, but we wont hire you. Why? Dont know, but what we will do is hire other ppl who is less qualified than you, and when that happen we will keep you inform of their progress doing YOUR JOB.)
ps. i got this from a webby. lol some are true to me, some i never encounter before.. either way, i added my reaction to it =) please dont flame me ladies just my honest opinion.
smoke on the water.
6:16 PM
